Fasten your seatbelts, folks, this is already a bumpy election!Unbelievably, Donald Trump got ready for Halloween yesterday by donning an orange garbage man's vest and stumbling toward the Oval Office as he opened the door of a shiny new garbage truck bearing a Trump logo and climbed into the cab.The symbolism is now a garbage truck instead of a cattle car, but you get the meme. The people he considers inferior, 'illegals', Haitians, Puerto Ricans (who are US citizens), subhuman criminal psychotics, and "the enemy within" (labeled Democrats, socialists, Marxists, and/or fascists) will be swept up and housed in FEMA pens before being subjected to mass deportation.We've tried mass deportations before to relocate unwanted, 'inferior' human beings. It is called the Trail of Tears.You can't make up the bit about his garbage man costume. But if this were not so serious a threat, we'd have to laugh! Meanwhile, Susan Fertig goes on to post on Facebook garbage like this: Despite the fact that this a FAKE Marx quote that's used to scare voters by labeling Kamala a "Marxist", given that her father is a noted economist and an academic scholar of Marx who can confirm that Marx never wrote that, Susan doesn't care about the truth. She's just out to trash Kamala. And to sow the seeds of distrust, fear, and hatred. As well as being the unintentional messenger of bad news. (As in "Don't shoot the messenger!") Which, given Susan's history in the Order:Ecumenical, raises the question of WHY she's going to this extreme. Instead of trashing Susan's biased POV, I'm using her posts as a helpful example of what some of your intelligent and even somewhat 'progressive' relatives may have been led to believe and why. And mine as well! My best answer for you to comment on is this: Susan has drunk the Kool-Aid of bitterness and disappointment in the fake promises of Trumpology. For example, after 15 years of railing against Obamacare, and multiple promises to unveil a "far better and cheaper" alternative "in the next few weeks", the Repugnant Party now has, at best, "'concepts' of a plan" to replace it. In other words, to eliminate it along with any insurance for people with "pre-existing conditions." Bottom line is: "We're not going back!" I'm doing my best to empathize with the dilemma of millions of conservative white middle-class suburban female voters who are now caught between a rock and a very hard choice. They voted for Trump to get rid of Roe v. Wade (after Trump's right-wing appointees to the rogue majority in the Supreme Court vowed that it was "settled law"). Not fully realizing that they have pushed the snowball of proto-fascism down the hill that leads to female disempowerment and the replacement of the empowered female by specter of the Fake Female. No wonder 'the Susans' of the electorate are now so bitter that, by their allegiance to a fraudulent vision that they can "make America great again" by deporting "the scum", they have been forced to trash Kamala, who's embodying the empowered female! So. here's my list of the Top Ten Fake Females on the Trump Train. It's not just about their expensive hairdos, makeup, designer clothes, and cosmetic surgery. It's about their embrace of a fake image of who they really are as female human beings! 1. Melania Trump. Just look at her grifting! Her "Einstein" Visa! Her book! Her plagiarized speeches! Her fake $500 gold foil bills! Her fake marriage! Do I have to go on? She doesn't even want to resume her former role of First Lady! 2. Ivanka Trump. After Jared conned the Saudi government out of a cool two Billion bucks, Ivanka doesn't need to worry about selling her designer shoes (at 90% off!) or exploiting her 41 Chinese trademarks. She's retired to her little $41 million dollar mansion on the exclusive fortified Indian Creek Island for billionaires in Miami Bay. 3. Lara Trump. Married to Eric Trump and formerly with Fox News, she's now running the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee, such as it is, while using the big bucks from billionaires to pay Donald's legal expenses, etc. 4. Kimberly Guilfoyle. This amazing example of duplicity jumped the shark when she leapt from Gavin Newsom's marital bed to Donald Trump Jr.'s loveseat, by way of modeling for Victoria's Secret and lying for Fox News. She was also a Kamala rival in the San Francisco D.A.'s office. Back in the day. 5. Alina Habba. Never won a case for Trump. But that doesn't matter as long as she can stand to stand by her Donald and spew her legal garbage for big bucks. She's put the Bed in Bedminster, so to speak. To latch on to Donald Trump. Otherwise, she a parking garage kind of lawyer whose second husband owns a parking garage. And she's the daughter of Iraqi immigrants. You know, the good kind. 6. Kristi Noem. Current South Dakota Repugnant governor who infamously executed her dog Cricket as well as a goat in a gravel pit. Plus three horses. Hopefully she didn't eat them. 7. Jenna Ellis. Her Colorado law license was suspended after she was indicted for racketeering and participating in a criminal enterprise furthering Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 election as a member of Trump's "elite strike force team" after she agreed to cooperate with Arizona prosecutors. Another Fake Female attorney with no professional integrity who's been Trumped and dumped. 8. Nikki Haley. She should be ashamed that she doesn't have the guts to endorse Kamala outright. Because she's protecting her options as a post-Trump Repugnant politician. 9. Tulsi Gabbard. A former Democratic congresswoman and vice chair of the DNC. She endorsed Bernie in 2016. What more can I say? Jumped the shark? 10. Stormy Daniels. I've got nothing against Stormy, 'cause she's using her physical assets as well as her brain to bring in some bucks. Out of necessity to support her family. So she couldn't say No to Donald Trump, even though she may now regret that move. But Trump made her bigly famous, so now she's on his list of Fake Females. Not exactly an exemplar of profound humanness. But at least she's honest about what she's puts out for pay. Stay tuned for the Grand Finale next Tuesday. Or for as long as it takes to sort out whatever the results turn out to be! And don't forget to vote if you are eligible to do so. Marshall Jones
