Here is what has been running around in my brain on the eve of tomorrow’s NRA convention: Good Guys With Guns Oh! Mr. Wayne LaPierre Your speech back in 2012 Just after Sandy Hook Was so inspiring For all the good guys With guns. We can hardly wait to hear What you have to say to us Tomorrow, just after Uvalde. Will you inspire us again? Maybe we need good guys With AR-15s? Oh! Mr. LaPierre I so want to be a good guy Like that good guy In Buffalo Who tried to stop the bad guy— What happened there? I’m sure you’ll rise to Meet our expectations: Thoughts and prayers galore, Comfort for the poor Politicians waiting at your door For their electoral salvation. Oh! Mr. Wayne LaPierre Make the case for all of us Why every eighteen-year-old Not allowed a beer Or to drive license-free Deserves an assault rifle. Oh! Mr. Wayne LaPierre By the way, how’s your plan working out? We want to report back to all the parents Of Columbine, Sandy Hook, Parkland, Santa Fe, Texas and Uvalde Right away! They’re anxious to hear. Milan Hamilton May 26, 2022 Sent from my iPad