[Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24

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Tue Jul 24 14:29:12 PDT 2012 

So sorry about your beautiful tree, Jim and Alice. Guess you have to laugh  
to keep from crying. That's a lot of firewood. Can you trade it for someone 
to  cut and take it?
 
Here's my old joke:
 
Question: What's a woc?
 
Answer: Something you thwow at a wabbit.
 
 
Jann
 
 
In a message dated 7/24/2012 9:23:22 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,  
wtw0bl at new.rr.com writes:

I'm not  sure this qualifies as an "oldie" but the men in our congregation 
seemed to  appreciate it.  Two weeks ago a freak windstorm blew over the old 
tree in  our front yard which crashed into the front of our house.  Fox 
News was  on hand to interview me.  Play this out to its conclusion:

_http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/weather/parched-northeast-wisconsin-sees-som
e-rain-july-17-2012_ 
(http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/weather/parched-northeast-wisconsin-sees-some-rain-july-17-2012) 

Jim  Baumbach


On 7/24/2012 9:10 AM, _jlepps at pc.jaring.my_ (mailto:jlepps at pc.jaring.my)  
wrote:




They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church  
ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church  bulletins 
or were announced in church services:   


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.  
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon  tonight: 
'Searching for Jesus.'  
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of  those 
things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.  
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.  
--------------------------  
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving  obvious 
pleasure to the congregation.  
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a  nursery 
downstairs.  
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the  help 
they can get.  
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the  church. 
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.  
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music 
will follow..  
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is  Hell?' 
Come early and listen to our choir practice.  
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of  several 
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.  
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be  recycled. 
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.  
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased  person 
you want remembered..  
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment  and 
gracious hostility.  
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.  
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They  may be 
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.  
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across  from 
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.  
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation  would 
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next  Sunday.  
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please  use the 
back door.  
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the  Church 
basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to attend  this 
tragedy.  
--------------------------  
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please 
use large double door at the side entrance.  
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan  last 
Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'  



At 07:42 AM 7/24/2012, you wrote:

Why did the elephant paint its  toenails red?

(Ans: So it could hide in cherry trees!  ((Did  you ever see and elephant 
in a cherry tree?)))

Jim  Baumbach

On 7/24/2012 8:35 AM, James Wiegel wrote:

Why did the cat cross the  road?

He was after the chicken

Jim Wiegel

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--- On Tue, 7/24/12, Herman  Greene _<hfgreene at mindspring.com>_ 
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From: Herman Greene _<hfgreene at mindspring.com>_ 
(mailto:hfgreene at mindspring.com) 

Subject: Re: [Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24

To: "'Order Ecumenical Community'" _<oe at lists.wedgeblade.net>_ 
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Date: Tuesday, July 24, 2012, 5:35 AM


Why did the chicken cross the road?


(Answer: To get to the other side.)


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National Tell an Old Joke day -- all day.  


Jim Wiegel

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morning; for what was great in the morning will be of little  importance in

the evening, and what in the morning was true will at evening have  become a

lie." - Carl Jung


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