[Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24

Tue Jul 24 07:10:38 PDT 2012

>They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church 
>ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church 
>bulletins or were announced in church services:
>
>The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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>The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon 
>tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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>Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of 
>those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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>
>Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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>Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving 
>obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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>For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a 
>nursery downstairs.
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>Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the 
>help they can get.
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>Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the 
>church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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>A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. 
>Music will follow..
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>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is 
>Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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>Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of 
>several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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>Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be 
>recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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>Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased 
>person you want remembered..
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>The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment 
>and gracious hostility.
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>Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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>The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They 
>may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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>This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across 
>from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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>The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation 
>would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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>Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please 
>use the back door.
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>The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the 
>Church basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to 
>attend this tragedy.
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>Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. 
>Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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>The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan 
>last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'


At 07:42 AM 7/24/2012, you wrote:
>Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
>
>(Ans: So it could hide in cherry trees!  ((Did you ever see and 
>elephant in a cherry tree?)))
>
>Jim Baumbach
>
>On 7/24/2012 8:35 AM, James Wiegel wrote:
>>Why did the cat cross the road?
>>
>>He was after the chicken
>>
>>Jim Wiegel
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>>--- On Tue, 7/24/12, Herman Greene 
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>>From: Herman Greene <mailto:hfgreene at mindspring.com><hfgreene at mindspring.com>
>>Subject: Re: [Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24
>>To: "'Order Ecumenical Community'" 
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>>Date: Tuesday, July 24, 2012, 5:35 AM
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>>Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>
>>(Answer: To get to the other side.)
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: oe-bounces at lists.wedgeblade.net
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>>Sent: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:54 PM
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>>Cc: Colleague Dialogue
>>Subject: [Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24
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>>National Tell an Old Joke day -- all day.
>>
>>Jim Wiegel
>>Jfwiegel at yahoo.com
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