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<dd>They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church
ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church
bulletins or were announced in church services: <br>
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<dd>The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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<dd>The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon
tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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<dd>Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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<dd>
<dd>Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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<dd>Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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<dd>For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
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<dd>Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
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<dd>Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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<dd>A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow..
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<dd>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is
Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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<dd>Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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<dd>Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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<dd>Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered..
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<dd>The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
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<dd>Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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<dd>The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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<dd>This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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<dd>The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday.
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<dd>Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use
the back door.
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<dd>The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
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<dd>Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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<dd>The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last
Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'</blockquote>
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At 07:42 AM 7/24/2012, you wrote:<br>
<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite="">Why did the elephant paint its
toenails red?<br>
<br>
(Ans: So it could hide in cherry trees! ((Did you ever see and
elephant in a cherry tree?)))<br><br>
Jim Baumbach<br><br>
On 7/24/2012 8:35 AM, James Wiegel wrote:<br>
<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite="">Why did the cat cross the
road?<br><br>
He was after the chicken<br><br>
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--- On <b>Tue, 7/24/12, Herman Greene
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<dd>From: Herman Greene
<a href="mailto:hfgreene@mindspring.com">
<hfgreene@mindspring.com></a><br>
<dd>Subject: Re: [Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24<br>
<dd>To: "'Order Ecumenical Community'"
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<dd>Date: Tuesday, July 24, 2012, 5:35 AM<br><br>
<dd>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br><br>
<dd>(Answer: To get to the other side.)<br><br>
<dd>-----Original Message-----<br>
<dd>From:
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oe-bounces@lists.wedgeblade.net</a><br>
<dd>[<a href="mailto:oe-bounces@lists.wedgeblade.net" eudora="autourl">
mailto:oe-bounces@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>] On Behalf Of James
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<dd>Sent: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:54 PM<br>
<dd>To: Order Ecumenical Community<br>
<dd>Cc: Colleague Dialogue<br>
<dd>Subject: [Oe List ...] National holiday Tuesday July 24<br><br>
<dd>National Tell an Old Joke day -- all day. <br><br>
<dd>Jim Wiegel<br>
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<dd>morning; for what was great in the morning will be of little
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<dd>the evening, and what in the morning was true will at evening have
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