[Dialogue] Fwd: [Oe List ...] JUST A REMINDER . . .about tomorrow, July 24

Myra Griffin via Dialogue dialogue at lists.wedgeblade.net
Sat Jul 26 03:41:28 PDT 2014 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk, seeing from her 
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £25,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and 
that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that she will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain 
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank 
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out 
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £25,000, and he wants 
to use this as collateral."She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, 
what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a 
Rolling Stone."


On 7/24/14 9:31 PM, Joan via Dialogue wrote:
> So four old ladies are driving down the highway when they get pulled 
> over by a cop.  "Ladies, Ladies, you can't drive 20 miles an hour on a 
> freeway."  The driver said, "But officer, we are going the speed 
> limit.  See that sign.  It says 21."  "Lady, the sign says Highway 21. 
>  That is not a speed limit."
>
> The officer looked into the car.  He saw the other three older ladies 
>  and they looked scared out of their wits.  He asked the driver, "So 
> what's the matter with your friends?"  She sheepishly replied, "I 
> guess that it is because we just got off Highway 202."
>
> Joan Knutson
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Judi White via Dialogue <dialogue at lists.wedgeblade.net>
> To: Randy Williams <randycw1938 at gmail.com>
> Cc: Dialogue ICA <dialogue at lists.wedgeblade.net>; Colleague Dialogue 
> <dialogue at wedgeblade.net>; OE <oe at lists.wedgeblade.net>
> Sent: Thu, Jul 24, 2014 5:18 pm
> Subject: Re: [Dialogue] [Oe List ...] JUST A REMINDER . . .about 
> tomorrow, July 24
>
> A priest wakes up one SSunday and decides to call in sick and goes to 
> play golf.
> Up in heaven, St. Peter asks God, "Are you going to let him get away 
> with this?"
> God says, "I guess not."
> The priest drives to a course six hours away so noone will recognize 
> him, finds the course totally empty, drives the ball 495 feet and 
> makes a hole in one.
> St. Peter says to God, "This is punishment?"
> To which God responds, "So, who is he going to tell?"
>
> On Thursday, July 24, 2014, Randy Williams via OE 
> <oe at lists.wedgeblade.net <mailto:oe at lists.wedgeblade.net>> wrote:
> > Along those same lines, the old man, with a gleam in his eye, asks 
> his wife, "Honey, do you believe in the hereafter?"  To which she 
> responds, "Yes."  "Then," he says, "you know what I'm hereafter!" 
>  "Well," says she, "if you're hereafter what I think you're hereafter, 
> you're gonna be hereafter I'm gone!" (Why, how do we remember this stuff?)
> >
> > Sent from my iPad
> > On Jul 23, 2014, at 9:16 PM, James Wiegel via Dialogue 
> <dialogue at lists.wedgeblade.net <mailto:dialogue at lists.wedgeblade.net>> 
> wrote:
> >
> > July 24 is National Tell an Old Joke Day.  Let's celebrate.
> > My wife tells me, the older I get, the more I am concerned with the 
> hereafter.  She says I often walk into a room, then wonder what I am 
> here after!
> > Your turn . . .
> >
> > Jim Wiegel
> > I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs.  I hear they have to 
> pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor.   (Found on Facebook)
> > James F. Wiegel
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> > On Jul 23, 2014, at 17:29, David Zahrt via OE 
> <oe at lists.wedgeblade.net <mailto:oe at lists.wedgeblade.net>> wrote:
> >
> > SAT Jul 19
> >
> > Today was a 10-mile ride to the Solar Barn, built in the path of the 
> proposed KXL pipeline. We waited until 9 AM for Nebraskans planning to 
> join us. Once they arrived we departed. Izzy decided to ride a bike 
> with me. Doug, who just arrived yesterday, volunteered to drive the 
> Gear truck. We may have a permanent Gear truck driver. Izzy and I rode 
> 10 miles of gravel. There was a strong south wind and most of the 
> traffic was coming toward us. The wind blew the dust off into the 
> field. If there had been no wind it would have been a good idea to 
> wear a facemask. We got there mid-morning, near Bradshaw, NE. Lunch 
> was planned for noon but the Marchers were behind schedule. I marched 
> back to meet them. When the Marchers arrived at the point 1 mile 
> before the Solar Barn, the Nebraskans organized to stop the KXL 
> pipeline <boldnebraska.org/actions <http://boldnebraska.org/actions>>, 
> greeted them. They made a brief presentation and Ed responded for the 
> March with a greeting and a brief presentation. Then we all marched 
> the last mile to the Solar Barn. Lunch was out on the table so people 
> helped themselves.
> >
> >
> >
> > There were approximately 50 Nebraskan visitors. After lunch they 
> gave some presentations. The one that was most powerful to me was Dave 
> Domina, dave at davedomina.com <mailto:dave at davedomina.com>. He's running 
> for Senate from NE. He listed the reasons why TransCanada has failed, 
> and is failing to build adequate pipelines. He identified the dangers 
> to NE: aquifer; crops; drinking water; wildlife, etc. He also 
> suggested that we rescind the subsidies that the petroleum/fossil fuel 
> industry is getting and transfer them to the renewable energy 
> industry. That's something he hopes to get done when he is elected to 
> office. We need more legislators to do the same! Then a Native 
> American gave a presentation. There was a spot on the grounds 
> identified as the Peace Garden. After the presentations we greeted the 
> presenters and paid our respects to the newly established Peace Garden.
> >
> >
> >
> > We had put our musical instruments out hoping that we would have an 
> opportunity for the Climate Justice Gypsy Band to play. The schedule 
> was full and we didn't have an opportunity to play. Dinner arrived in 
> a school bus made into a café/kitchen. They had 4 dinner options, took 
> orders through the window, and served the crowd. There was an evening 
> program that was scheduled to go past sundown, but our campsite was a 
> mile and ½ away. I rode to the campsite, took a shower, did laundry 
> and got my sleeping gear set up.
> >
> > <Solar Barn.jpg>
> >
> >   Here's a picture of the Solar Barn.
> >
> > Peace, David
> >
> > <Solar Barn.jpg>
> >
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