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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk, seeing from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.<br>
<br>
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £25,000 loan to take a holiday."<br>
<br>
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.<br>
<br>
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.<br>
<br>
Patty explains that she will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.<br>
<br>
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.<br>
<br>
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.<br>
<br>
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £25,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral."She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"<br>
<br>
The bank manager looks back at her and says...<br>
<br>
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's
a Rolling Stone."<br>
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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">On 7/24/14 9:31 PM, Joan via Dialogue
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cite="mid:8D175BF3F9B7F83-336C-2B2FE@webmail-va019.sysops.aol.com"
type="cite"><font color="black" face="arial" size="2">So four old
ladies are driving down the highway when they get pulled over by
a cop. "Ladies, Ladies, you can't drive 20 miles an hour on a
freeway." The driver said, "But officer, we are going the speed
limit. See that sign. It says 21." "Lady, the sign says
Highway 21. That is not a speed limit."
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<div>The officer looked into the car. He saw the other three
older ladies and they looked scared out of their wits. He
asked the driver, "So what's the matter with your friends?"
She sheepishly replied, "I guess that it is because we just
got off Highway 202."</div>
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<div>Joan Knutson<br>
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From: Judi White via Dialogue
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To: Randy Williams <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:randycw1938@gmail.com"><randycw1938@gmail.com></a><br>
Cc: Dialogue ICA <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net"><dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net></a>;
Colleague Dialogue <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:dialogue@wedgeblade.net"><dialogue@wedgeblade.net></a>; OE
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Sent: Thu, Jul 24, 2014 5:18 pm<br>
Subject: Re: [Dialogue] [Oe List ...] JUST A REMINDER . .
.about tomorrow, July 24<br>
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A priest wakes up one SSunday and decides to call in sick
and goes to play golf.<br>
Up in heaven, St. Peter asks God, "Are you going to let
him get away with this?"<br>
God says, "I guess not."<br>
The priest drives to a course six hours away so noone will
recognize him, finds the course totally empty, drives the
ball 495 feet and makes a hole in one.<br>
St. Peter says to God, "This is punishment?"<br>
To which God responds, "So, who is he going to tell?"<br>
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On Thursday, July 24, 2014, Randy Williams via OE <<a
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wrote:<br>
> Along those same lines, the old man, with a gleam in
his eye, asks his wife, "Honey, do you believe in the
hereafter?" To which she responds, "Yes." "Then," he
says, "you know what I'm hereafter!" "Well," says she,
"if you're hereafter what I think you're hereafter, you're
gonna be hereafter I'm gone!" (Why, how do we remember
this stuff?)<br>
><br>
> Sent from my iPad<br>
> On Jul 23, 2014, at 9:16 PM, James Wiegel via
Dialogue <<a moz-do-not-send="true"
href="mailto:dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net">dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>>
wrote:<br>
><br>
> July 24 is National Tell an Old Joke Day. Let's
celebrate.<br>
> My wife tells me, the older I get, the more I am
concerned with the hereafter. She says I often walk into
a room, then wonder what I am here after!<br>
> Your turn . . .<br>
><br>
> Jim Wiegel<br>
> I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear
they have to pick up their own food if they drop it on the
floor. (Found on Facebook)<br>
> James F. Wiegel<br>
> 401 North Beverly Way, Tolleson, Arizona 85353<br>
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> <a moz-do-not-send="true" target="_blank"
href="http://www.partnersinparticipation.com">www.partnersinparticipation.com</a><br>
> Upcoming public course opportunities:<br>
> ToP® Facilitation Methods: Sep 9-10, Nov 18-19,
2014 Click to watch video.<br>
> ToP® Strategic Planning: Oct 7-8, 2014 Click to
learn more.<br>
> Facilitation Mastery: The Mastering the Technology of
Participation program begins in Oakland on Nov 12-14,
2014 Click to watch video.<br>
> For online registration go to <a
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> The AZ ToP® Community of Practice meets the
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> On Jul 23, 2014, at 17:29, David Zahrt via OE <<a
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href="mailto:oe@lists.wedgeblade.net">oe@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>>
wrote:<br>
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> SAT Jul 19<br>
><br>
> Today was a 10-mile ride to the Solar Barn, built in
the path of the proposed KXL pipeline. We waited until 9
AM for Nebraskans planning to join us. Once they arrived
we departed. Izzy decided to ride a bike with me. Doug,
who just arrived yesterday, volunteered to drive the Gear
truck. We may have a permanent Gear truck driver. Izzy and
I rode 10 miles of gravel. There was a strong south wind
and most of the traffic was coming toward us. The wind
blew the dust off into the field. If there had been no
wind it would have been a good idea to wear a facemask. We
got there mid-morning, near Bradshaw, NE. Lunch was
planned for noon but the Marchers were behind schedule. I
marched back to meet them. When the Marchers arrived at
the point 1 mile before the Solar Barn, the Nebraskans
organized to stop the KXL pipeline <<a
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href="http://boldnebraska.org/actions">boldnebraska.org/actions</a>>,
greeted them. They made a brief presentation and Ed
responded for the March with a greeting and a brief
presentation. Then we all marched the last mile to the
Solar Barn. Lunch was out on the table so people helped
themselves.<br>
><br>
> <br>
><br>
> There were approximately 50 Nebraskan visitors. After
lunch they gave some presentations. The one that was most
powerful to me was Dave Domina, <a moz-do-not-send="true"
href="mailto:dave@davedomina.com">dave@davedomina.com</a>.
He’s running for Senate from NE. He listed the reasons why
TransCanada has failed, and is failing to build adequate
pipelines. He identified the dangers to NE: aquifer;
crops; drinking water; wildlife, etc. He also suggested
that we rescind the subsidies that the petroleum/fossil
fuel industry is getting and transfer them to the
renewable energy industry. That’s something he hopes to
get done when he is elected to office. We need more
legislators to do the same! Then a Native American gave a
presentation. There was a spot on the grounds identified
as the Peace Garden. After the presentations we greeted
the presenters and paid our respects to the newly
established Peace Garden.<br>
><br>
> <br>
><br>
> We had put our musical instruments out hoping that we
would have an opportunity for the Climate Justice Gypsy
Band to play. The schedule was full and we didn’t have an
opportunity to play. Dinner arrived in a school bus made
into a café/kitchen. They had 4 dinner options, took
orders through the window, and served the crowd. There was
an evening program that was scheduled to go past sundown,
but our campsite was a mile and ½ away. I rode to the
campsite, took a shower, did laundry and got my sleeping
gear set up.<br>
><br>
> <Solar Barn.jpg><br>
><br>
> Here's a picture of the Solar Barn.<br>
><br>
> Peace, David<br>
><br>
> <Solar Barn.jpg><br>
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