[Dialogue] Weigel said it was Nat'l old joke day

[Alice Baumbach]

Another one for old folks!



Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave 
myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search 
in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I 
headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, 
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that 
I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey,"
I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but 
then I heard her voice.
"Idiot," she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and 
get me."
She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not 
stolen your car."
Yep it's the golden years.

On 7/23/2012 10:25 PM, KarenBueno at aol.com wrote:
>
> Games For The Elderly
>
> 1. Sag, You're it
> 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
> 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear
> 4. Kick the bucket
> 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over
> 6. Doc Goose
> 7. Simon says something incoherent
> 8. Hide and go pee
> 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
> 10. Musical recliners
>
>
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