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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">Another one for old folks!<br>
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<div><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE:
x-small"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black;
FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Several days ago as I left a meeting at a
hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.</span></span></div>
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<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">I
was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A
quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Suddenly
I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically,
I headed for the parking lot.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">My
wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the
ignition.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">My
theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Her
theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through
the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Her
theory was right. The parking lot was empty.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">I
immediately called the police. I gave them my location,
confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it
had been stolen.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Then
I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey,"</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">I
stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">"I
left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">There
was a period of silence. I thought the call had been
dropped, but then I heard her voice.</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">"Idiot,"
she barked, "I dropped you off!"</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Now
it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well,
come and get me."</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">She
retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I
have not stolen your car."</span></span></div>
<div class="yiv1912505909MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
Arial; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: x-small"><span
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Yep
it's the golden years.</span></span></div>
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On 7/23/2012 10:25 PM, <a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="mailto:KarenBueno@aol.com">KarenBueno@aol.com</a> wrote:<br>
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<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt" face="Arial">Games For The
Elderly<br>
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1. Sag, You're it<br>
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy<br>
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear<br>
4. Kick the bucket<br>
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over<br>
6. Doc Goose<br>
7. Simon says something incoherent<br>
8. Hide and go pee<br>
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta<br>
10. Musical recliners<br>
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