An elderly woman, Alma, lost her husband, Everett, and the pastor came to console her. Upon his arrival he said, "I'm sorry you lost Everett. I've come to talk with you about the hereafter." She said, "I know all about the here after. I go out of the kitchen into the pantry and I ask myself, 'What am I here after?' Then I come back into the kitchen and I ask myself, 'What am I here after?' The pastor continued, "Well I wanted to let you know that you haven't lost Everett, he's just been recalled." Alma said, "Oh that makes a lot of sense. He had a number of defects!" David