Am in a writing mode this May; will have two columns and three editorials per week, and if you chance to wander into the Saipan Tribune website, the byline shows up on Mondays and Thursdays.  Editorials are Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Wednesday editorial:

The ascent into heaven
 
The Vulgate’s Ascensio Iesu led Christian catechism to Jesus rising to Heaven in front of apostles occurring 40 days after he rose from the dead.  Angels informed disciples that Jesus “will come again” in a similar manner.  The second coming and millennial reign equalized the playing field so the faithful were rewarded and the infidels got their due.
 
A metaphorical translation of this medieval scenario is what Christians do when they encounter catechetical wisdom in graphic metaphors, in this case, a witness using a pre-Copernican worldview with images out of Egyptian cosmology; Earth is flat, upstairs is Heaven, while down in the underworld, in the murky Nile waters lies dark Hades where the sun sets to rise again, i.e., if the Pharaoh is still in good favor.  Experts on cosmological synthesis of economics, politics and cultures of the Balkan society carried into the Greco-Roman Empire that shaped our dispensation.
 
The Creed recited on Sunday worship services declares Jesus ascent into heaven and sits on the right hand of the Father from whence he shall come to judge the living and the dead.   Read: he joined an on-going party, full of gladness and glory, exuding spirit authenticity, of happiness begun (incarnate) even before the point of joining.
 
Like Holy Writ, the meaning of the recitation is in doing the ritual rather than the literal meaning of what is declared; the significance is in the gesture rather than what cognitive clarity the statement might make or imply.  The emotive content of the doing is the communal identity of the ritualizing folks committed to take care of each other in covenant.
 
When discipleship gets serious, what is said of the primal example also holds true with the followers.  The “ascent into heaven” that as bodily true of the “savior” is also true of the “saved”.  There is symmetry and justice in the scheme that makes life whole from the perspective of universal eternity.
 
This was all fine until Galileo changed the imagery, turning cosmology so that Earth lost out as the center of the Universe.  Newton proposed a force called “gravity” that reduced the “will of God” to a natural force, and Einstein relativized life as in flux, a process of change called “evolution” rather than dictated from a heavenly “realm upstairs”.  Progressives dub the change as a happening for the better!
 
This metaphor prevailed for two millennia.  What it might mean today depends on who takes the pulpit at Mass, that is, if the Padre is honest.  But that is only for the numbered Church-going schizophrenics awake to the authentic present but mouth the symbols and metaphors of old. 
 
For many, the ascent into heaven escapes the corporeal terminus with the worms at 6 ft. below the ground.  It denies authority of apparitions seen while under influence of mental or liquid spirit, a consequence of indigestion, or from sleep deprivation.  Ten days after ascending into heaven in the liturgy, the Holy Spirit descends, infuses common creatures and become whole.
 
Rehearse the reality of life, in its authenticity where lies its splendor.  Ascend into heaven!
 

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