Here's another:: We all know that Gandhi was a very religious man who fasted often which made his breath foul. He also walked barefoot on long treks which scarred his feet. So you could classify him as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. At 01:43 PM 7/24/2014, Judi White via OE wrote:

A priest wakes up one SSunday and decides to call in sick and goes to play golf. Up in heaven, St. Peter asks God, "Are you going to let him get away with this?" God says, "I guess not." The priest drives to a course six hours away so noone will recognize him, finds the course totally empty, drives the ball 495 feet and makes a hole in one. St. Peter says to God, "This is punishment?" To which God responds, "So, who is he going to tell?"

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Along those same lines, the old man, with a gleam in his eye, asks his wife, "Honey, do you believe in the hereafter?"  To which she responds, "Yes."  "Then," he says, "you know what I'm hereafter!"  "Well," says she, "if you're hereafter what I think you're hereafter, you're gonna be hereafter I'm gone!" 😜 (Why, how do we remember this stuff?)

Sent from my iPad On Jul 23, 2014, at 9:16 PM, James Wiegel via Dialogue <<mailto:dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net>dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net> wrote:

July 24 is National Tell an Old Joke Day. Â Let's celebrate. My wife tells me, the older I get, the more I am concerned with the hereafter. Â She says I often walk into a room, then wonder what I am here after! Your turn . . .

Jim Wiegel I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. Â I hear they have to pick up their own food if

On Thursday, July 24, 2014, Randy Williams via OE <<mailto:oe@lists.wedgeblade.net>oe@lists.wedgeblade.net> wrote: they drop it on the floor. Â (Found on Facebook)

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