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Here's another::<br>
We all know that Gandhi was a very religious man who fasted often which
made his breath foul. He also walked barefoot on long treks which
scarred his feet. So you could classify him as a super-calloused fragile
mystic hexed by halitosis.<br><br>
At 01:43 PM 7/24/2014, Judi White via OE wrote:<br>
<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite="">A priest wakes up one SSunday
and decides to call in sick and goes to play golf.<br>
Up in heaven, St. Peter asks God, "Are you going to let him get away
with this?"<br>
God says, "I guess not."<br>
The priest drives to a course six hours away so noone will recognize him,
finds the course totally empty, drives the ball 495 feet and makes a hole
in one.<br>
St. Peter says to God, "This is punishment?"<br>
To which God responds, "So, who is he going to tell?"<br><br>
On Thursday, July 24, 2014, Randy Williams via OE
<<a href="mailto:oe@lists.wedgeblade.net">oe@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>
> wrote:<br>
> Along those same lines, the old man, with a gleam in his eye, asks
his wife, "Honey, do you believe in the hereafter?" Â To which
she responds, "Yes." Â "Then," he says, "you
know what I'm hereafter!" Â "Well," says she, "if
you're hereafter what I think you're hereafter, you're gonna be hereafter
I'm gone!" 😜 (Why, how do we remember this stuff?)<br>
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> Sent from my iPad<br>
> On Jul 23, 2014, at 9:16 PM, James Wiegel via Dialogue
<<a href="mailto:dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net">
dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>> wrote:<br>
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> July 24 is National Tell an Old Joke Day. Â Let's celebrate.<br>
> My wife tells me, the older I get, the more I am concerned with the
hereafter. Â She says I often walk into a room, then wonder what I am
here after!<br>
> Your turn . . .<br>
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> Jim Wiegel<br>
> I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. Â I hear they have to
pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor. Â (Found on
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