I once made up a joke about the Clintons and the Gores going to visit Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum displaying their likenesses. When it came time to leave, Tipper couldn't figure out which "Al" to take home.<br><br><br>Sent from XFINITY Connect Mobile App<br><br><br>-----Original Message-----<br><br>From: dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net<br>To: randycw1938@gmail.com,sophiacircle@gmail.com<br>Cc: dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net,dialogue@wedgeblade.net,oe@lists.wedgeblade.net<br>Sent: 2014-07-24 15:49:56 GMT<br>Subject: Re: [Dialogue] [Oe List ...] JUST A REMINDER . . .about tomorrow, July 24<br><br><html><html>
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Here's another::<br>
We all know that Gandhi was a very religious man who fasted often which
made his breath foul. He also walked barefoot on long treks which
scarred his feet. So you could classify him as a super-calloused fragile
mystic hexed by halitosis.<br><br>
At 01:43 PM 7/24/2014, Judi White via OE wrote:<br>
<blockquote class="cite" cite="">A priest wakes up one SSunday
and decides to call in sick and goes to play golf.<br>
Up in heaven, St. Peter asks God, "Are you going to let him get away
with this?"<br>
God says, "I guess not."<br>
The priest drives to a course six hours away so noone will recognize him,
finds the course totally empty, drives the ball 495 feet and makes a hole
in one.<br>
St. Peter says to God, "This is punishment?"<br>
To which God responds, "So, who is he going to tell?"<br><br>
On Thursday, July 24, 2014, Randy Williams via OE
<<a href="mailto:oe@lists.wedgeblade.net" >oe@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>
> wrote:<br>
> Along those same lines, the old man, with a gleam in his eye, asks
his wife, "Honey, do you believe in the hereafter?" Â To which
she responds, "Yes." Â "Then," he says, "you
know what I'm hereafter!" Â "Well," says she, "if
you're hereafter what I think you're hereafter, you're gonna be hereafter
I'm gone!" 😜 (Why, how do we remember this stuff?)<br>
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> Sent from my iPad<br>
> On Jul 23, 2014, at 9:16 PM, James Wiegel via Dialogue
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dialogue@lists.wedgeblade.net</a>> wrote:<br>
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> July 24 is National Tell an Old Joke Day. Â Let's celebrate.<br>
> My wife tells me, the older I get, the more I am concerned with the
hereafter. Â She says I often walk into a room, then wonder what I am
here after!<br>
> Your turn . . .<br>
><br>
> Jim Wiegel<br>
> I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. Â I hear they have to
pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor. Â (Found on
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