<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>You are very bad, Jaime.</div><div><br></div><div>Ken</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><br><div><div>On 2013-05-07, at 8:14 PM, Jaime R Vergara wrote:</div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><font color="black" size="3" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"><font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="4"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Subject:</span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "> A Roman</span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "> Catholic Recognition</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Here is the latest from our newly ordained Pope Francis. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">If you are Catholic, particularly a Filipino Catholic who takes controversial issues to the side of levity, you'll appreciate this.</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Pope Francis recently finished his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">The day after, a Gay Rights Group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and asked if he could also bless gay people.</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">The Pope said, "Sure."</span><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."</span></font>
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<div><font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="4">With apologies to those who might receive this as beyond the pale of hilarity.<br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br>
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<div style="clear: both; "><font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="4">j'aime la vie</font>
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<div><i style="background-color: white; "><font color="#000080" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="4"><b>Yesterday, appreciate; tomorrow, anticipate; today, participate. In all, Celebrate!</b></font></i></div>
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