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<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><b><font size=5
face=Calibri><span style='font-size:16.0pt;font-weight:bold'>MELTING POT<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>
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face=Calibri><span style='font-size:16.0pt;font-weight:bold'> “Best
Wishes”<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>
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face=Calibri><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-style:italic'>Sorry for the
delay…our Legal Department just approved the following Holiday Greeting:<o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-align:justify'><font size=3 face=Calibri><span
style='font-size:12.0pt'> </span></font><font
size=4><span style='font-size:14.0pt'>Please accept with no obligation, implied
or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all….and
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2012, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
“AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or choice of
computer platform of the wishee.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:14.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:14.0pt'> By
accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wisher.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:14.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='text-align:right'><i><font size=3
face=Calibri><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-style:italic'>--by unknown
“Wisher” <o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>
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