[Dialogue] Here After

[Charles Hahn]

Hey David!

This is a good one. Brief, but with great punch lines.

Charles

On Tue, Jul 24, 2012 at 5:08 PM, David Zahrt <4deezee at gmail.com> wrote:

> An elderly woman, Alma, lost her husband, Everett,  and the pastor came to
> console her.
>
> Upon his arrival he said, "I'm sorry you lost Everett. I've come to talk
> with you about the hereafter."
>
> She said, "I know all about the here after. I go out of the kitchen into
> the pantry and I ask myself, 'What am I here after?' Then I come back into
> the kitchen and I ask myself, 'What am I here after?'
>
> The pastor continued, "Well I wanted to let you know that you haven't lost
> Everett, he's just been recalled."
>
> Alma said, "Oh that makes a lot of sense. He had a number of defects!"
>
> David
>
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